SWAIN TO TRUMP: “GET IN THE FUCKIN’ RING!”…

PRESIDENT BULLIES PELOSI ON TWITTER, SILENT ABOUT WRESTLING CHALLENGE ISSUED BY ANARCHIST PRISONER

It would appear that if only Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain were an elderly, frail woman, President Trump would be interested in picking a fight with him; but since he’s in his prime and has reached his optimum fighting weight, Trump has responded to Sean’s challenges with a curious, uncharacteristic silence.
In early October, swain2020.org posted Sean’s challenge to Trump: a two-on-one no-pinfall submission-only tables-ladders-and-chairs cage-match, with Sean taking on both Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence at the same time.
“I tried to give Trump every advantage possible,” Sean explained. “I didn’t even make them tag-team me, even though Trump outweighs me all on his own. I offered to take them both at once, at the same time– and that pet badger on his head. I’d love to get them all in submission holds at the same time. That’s how confident I am.
“I figured that with all that tough shit he talks to elderly women, and with all the tough shit he talks to North Korea and Iran when it would involve others fighting and bleeding, he’d want to prove he’s not just a fat, stupid coward, just a windbag with no guts and no real punch. I figured he’d get in the ring. After all, he’s been on the WWE before. What’s he afraid of?
“I guess he’s afraid of me.”
In the months since Sean issued his challenge, Trump has continually berated and insulted and bullied females including Nancy Pelosi and teenager Greta Thunberg.
“It appears that he’s only Twitter-tough, not real-world tough,” Sean said. “He won’t take off his diaper and put on his big-boy pants.”
Trump’s cowardice is reminiscent of how then-candidate Trump ran away from a protesting teenager and hid behind a Secret Service agent during a rally at a Cincinnati airport. “I hope swain2020.org can find and post the video,” Sean said. “It shows Trump scampering and cowering behind a Secret Service agent. He’s trembling in the video and you can see him grab the agent’s sleeve, like a toddler seeking protection from his mommy.”
Video from that Cincinnati event does show Trump cowering and grabbing the Secret Service agent’s sleeve. Trump really did appear terrified.
“If Trump will run from a teenager, he’ll avoid me like he avoided Vietnam. Everyone should tweet that coward and tell him to respond to my challenge. Hey, Fartgoblin King: Stop running from me. Get in the fuckin’ ring.”